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If I Had Feelings - Unisex classic tee

If I Had Feelings - Unisex classic tee

Regular price $17.00 USD
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Embrace the paradox of modern existence with this classic tee. Perfect for those who navigate life with a touch of dark humor, this shirt is a testament to the fact that even the most jaded souls can still feel a spark of affection. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, it's your go-to for when you want to wear your existential crisis on your sleeve—literally.

Whether you're lounging at home, out with friends, or contemplating the void, this T-shirt is your perfect companion. Wear it with pride and let the world know that you can still have feelings if you're dead inside.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
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