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Petrify the Patriarchy - Unisex Hoodie
Petrify the Patriarchy - Unisex Hoodie
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Introducing the ultimate piece for all fierce feminists and Medusa admirers alike! This cozy hoodie features a breathtaking image of Medusa herself—serpentine hair swirling in an unapologetic frenzy.
“Petrify the Patriarchy” decorates the back in bold lettering, because why just break the glass ceiling when you can turn the whole patriarchal structure to stone? With this hoodie, we’re not just changing the narrative; we’re throwing a glitter party in the ruins.
Crafted for those rainy days when you want to look cute while plotting the overthrow of toxic masculinity. This hoodie wraps you in warmth and sass, making it the perfect armor for any battle—whether that's in the boardroom or the bar.
So, gear up in this heavenly garment and slay with confidence. Make heads turn (and hearts race) as you strut your stuff, reminding everyone that you’re no mere mortal; you’re a goddess of empowerment. Let Medusa be your muse—rock this hoodie and show the world that you're badass.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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“Petrify the Patriarchy” decorates the back in bold lettering, because why just break the glass ceiling when you can turn the whole patriarchal structure to stone? With this hoodie, we’re not just changing the narrative; we’re throwing a glitter party in the ruins.
Crafted for those rainy days when you want to look cute while plotting the overthrow of toxic masculinity. This hoodie wraps you in warmth and sass, making it the perfect armor for any battle—whether that's in the boardroom or the bar.
So, gear up in this heavenly garment and slay with confidence. Make heads turn (and hearts race) as you strut your stuff, reminding everyone that you’re no mere mortal; you’re a goddess of empowerment. Let Medusa be your muse—rock this hoodie and show the world that you're badass.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 27 | 20 |
M | 28 | 22 |
L | 29 | 24 |
XL | 30 | 26 |
2XL | 31 | 28 |
3XL | 32 | 30 |





